Books by Elizabeth F. Simons

Safe Word: The one with the Kangaroo in it.
Elizabeth F. Simons

Clusterfuck: A ballad of strippers, skunks, county fairs, and the DMV.
Elizabeth F. Simons

Train Wreck: A tale of sex, drugs, violence, and monkeys.
Elizabeth F. Simons

Wingman: How Luie lost his member
Elizabeth F. Simons

Wake Up Call: A story of death, sex, pressure cookers, and why drunk driving never pays.
Elizabeth F. Simons

Child's Play: Why you shouldn't lob water balloons at a senator.
Elizabeth F. Simons